me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
opals of the world
do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals