IDGAFOS
I’ll take 7

I’ll take 7

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
I want you all to know that I hate all of you equally 👍✨🌺💁

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

I wish the bear were real

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

calumet412:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.


Fuck yeah

calumet412:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.

Fuck yeah

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

What molly-loves-mary

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion